The Fine Points

Today's philosophical question brought to you courtesy of my nine-year-old daughter. Deep.

She was sitting on my bed this morning, messin' with her toes, pushing some toes down, leaving other ones sticking up. And then there it was:

"Is it a swear if you do it [give someone "the finger"] with your toes?"

Excellent question, my exception-for-every-rule kid.

I'm thinking she's gonna have plenty of her own "Hmm's" any minute now.